I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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