i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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