i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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