i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
