i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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