WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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