Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I wish i was in the wii world.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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