Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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