I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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