I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I have post one night stand depression
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