We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I need to wash the frat house off of me
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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