Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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