yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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