Me. At least after what I've been through.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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