mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Can you bring me the toilet please
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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