get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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