ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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