Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Randomize
