Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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