I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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