I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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