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You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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