Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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