we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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