she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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