real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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