I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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