So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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