You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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