I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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