It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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