Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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