We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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