I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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