how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
