Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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