Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I think a kid would responsible me up
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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