Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i just had sex bonerless
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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