I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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