normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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