i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Your cock deserves a montage
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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