I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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