Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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