I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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