I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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