I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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