i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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