what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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its like you know when i get waxed
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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