He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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