plz talk dirty to me
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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