You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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