I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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