She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I need a burrito and a hug.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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