"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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