Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
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this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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