I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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