watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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