I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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